Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters

A classic ugly Christmas sweater with a nice Trex-sized twist.

Snug fit and is true to size. Machine washable. Comfortable cotton and acrylic blend.

Men's Funny Christmas Present Sweater

Doesn't have fancy accessories like blinking lights or a hood.

Tipsy Elves

Personify that present no one wants with this festively ugly sweater.

Perfect for a white elephant gift exchange party. Bright colors and a shiny bow will stand out in a crowd. Comfortable, soft fabric that resists shrinking. Machine washable.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Co.

One of the more expensive choices. Fits smaller than expected. Might be too warm in a crowded party.

Best Bang for the Buck

Women's Button-Front Christmas Cardigan

Sexy with a low-cut layer underneath, or extra tacky paired with a turtleneck.

Women's cardigan can be worn over a variety of tops. Affordable. Cute pattern may not be "ugly" to all. Breathable cotton-acrylic fabric. Long enough to wear with leggings.

Men's Santa Suit with Tattoos Top

Sizing runs large. Some wish it had pockets. Maybe not gaudy enough.

Faux Real

Be a naughty Santa with this faux tattooed men's shirt.

An option for those who are looking for an edgier look. Low price. Reportedly very popular at parties. Partly mesh, so keeps you cool. A way to try out tattoos with no regrets.

Women's Cat Sweater with Bells

Not actually a sweater, this shirt is not very warm. Fit is snug. Pale skin tone won't look right on everyone.

Tipsy Elves

Perfect for a cat lover who wants to literally sparkle in this silly sweater.

Cute and sparkly design catches the eye. Playful and fun. Flattering women's fit. Bells ring, adding a fun bonus audible feature.